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I am practicing on some songs for the singing,
To entertain all the ladies while dining.
Christmas carols they all know,
Even though we will have no snow.
I hope they will like the way I play,
I have worked so hard every day.
I like them all, those songs from the past, 
I know them by heart, whether slow or fast.
Pick one and I'll play it,
 Maybe I'll have to fake it.
But here is what really does it, 
All you need is 2 fingers,
One for rhythm is the ringer.
The other for melody, well maybe 3 fingers.
But when they get together on the Lowery,
You can really sound like an orchestra.
Wish you all could be here in December,
I'll do my best to please you.
 Good Night, and Good luck.
Mister Phil